『 The Loving Husband?』

愛老婆的男人?





A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。





While they were there, the wife passed away.

在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。





The undertaker told the husband:「You can have her shipped home for $5000,or you can bury her here,in the Holy Land,for $150.」

葬儀社的人跟他說:「您可以選擇花$5000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。」





The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.

那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。





The undertaker asked:「Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?」

葬儀社的人不解地問他說:「為何您寧可花$5000把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢?」





The man replied:「Long ago a man died here,was buried here,and three days later,he rose from the dead.」

那人回答:「很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天,他又復活了。」

【聖經記述…耶穌死後第三天復活】





He continued:「I just can't take that chance…」

他繼續說著:「我就是不想冒這個險…」
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